Pinky, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

[lincolnkw]

"But how would you get a cat into the lederhosen?"

Snarf.


OK. Not really. Here's the pondering.

Size Queen.

What exactly constitutes a size queen?
Is there a cutoff length?
How big is too big?
How small is too small?
Is it the length or the girth?
Is it like breasts, where more than a handful is a waste?
Does the foreskin really matter?
Enthusiasm or staying power?
Why am I asking these questions?
Is Lincoln a pervert?
Is he a size queen?
Stay tuned for the answers.
Same bat-time, same bat-shannel.

Sorry, my brain slipped out.
I'm tired.
Too much caffeinne.
Not paying attention.
My fingers are in control.
The penguins rule the world.
I'm out of chocolate.
I've been listening tocartton theme songs for the last two hoursa.
Oompa loompas.

Comments

Re: Too damned funny!

[stormwynd.livejournal.com]

At my local Borders, I don't think it would cause anything more than an amused smile. I once heard a folk singer there sing a song about french kissing her dog, and the biggest applauders at the end were these two elderly ladies who thought it was the best thing they had ever heard. The staff in the cafe seemed a bit shocked, though.

Re: Too damned funny!

[lincolnkw.livejournal.com]

ha!

the biggest turn out we ever had for an event (and the one that got us in the most trouble) was a tattoo event in my old store. We had no idea the artist was ging to actually DO a tattoo while there.

So many complaints. And compliments. 200 people showed.