Oh, the replies!

Oh my lord, stormwynd actually used the Size Queen post as a quiz and he gave the BEST ANSWERS ever! So now I don't have to answer them, as I plan on stealing them.

And, apparently, I wrote poetry.

Who knew.

And, no, Lincoln is NOT a size queen. But there is such a thing as too small AND too big. Having dated various people with both problems. As well as too wide.

If you get lockjaw, that's too wide.

Or is that TMI?

Eh.

And just for fun, since ianmcduff mentioned it, here's an excerpt from Ambrose Bierce's The Devil's Dictionary (I just had to find my copy):

Me, n. The objectionable case of I. The personal pronoun in English has three cases, the dominative, the objectionable and the oppressive. Each is all three.

Experience, n. The wisdom that enables us to recognize as an undesirable old acquaintance the folly that we have already embraced.

fuck me gently with a chain saw

It's snowing.

It was relatively nice this morning, I almost went out in shorts and asweater. then my brain slapped ma around some and reminded me it was supposed to rain. So jeans and a sweater.

While at work it started snowing. Crap. So not dressed for the weather on the way home. At least I had an umbrella.

And why, if management is so worried about staffing this weekend for the BIG event, don't they come in and work? nope they all have the big days off and leaves us with 2 cafe people all day on a day we are expected to do almost 1500 there. Smart move ex-lax.

And let's not talk about how my department is getting screwed over. I'm just waiting for someone to ask why certain things weren't accomplished this weekend.