Pinky, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

"But how would you get a cat into the lederhosen?"

Snarf.


OK. Not really. Here's the pondering.

Size Queen.

What exactly constitutes a size queen?
Is there a cutoff length?
How big is too big?
How small is too small?
Is it the length or the girth?
Is it like breasts, where more than a handful is a waste?
Does the foreskin really matter?
Enthusiasm or staying power?
Why am I asking these questions?
Is Lincoln a pervert?
Is he a size queen?
Stay tuned for the answers.
Same bat-time, same bat-shannel.

Sorry, my brain slipped out.
I'm tired.
Too much caffeinne.
Not paying attention.
My fingers are in control.
The penguins rule the world.
I'm out of chocolate.
I've been listening tocartton theme songs for the last two hoursa.
Oompa loompas.