Oh, the replies!
Mar. 30th, 2003 12:45 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lincolnkwOh my lord, ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
stormwynd actually used the Size Queen post as a quiz and he gave the BEST ANSWERS ever! So now I don't have to answer them, as I plan on stealing them.
And, apparently, I wrote poetry.
Who knew.
And, no, Lincoln is NOT a size queen. But there is such a thing as too small AND too big. Having dated various people with both problems. As well as too wide.
If you get lockjaw, that's too wide.
Or is that TMI?
Eh.
And just for fun, sinceianmcduff mentioned it, here's an excerpt from Ambrose Bierce's The Devil's Dictionary (I just had to find my copy):
stormwynd actually used the Size Queen post as a quiz and he gave the BEST ANSWERS ever! So now I don't have to answer them, as I plan on stealing them.And, apparently, I wrote poetry.
Who knew.
And, no, Lincoln is NOT a size queen. But there is such a thing as too small AND too big. Having dated various people with both problems. As well as too wide.
If you get lockjaw, that's too wide.
Or is that TMI?
Eh.
And just for fun, since
ianmcduff mentioned it, here's an excerpt from Ambrose Bierce's The Devil's Dictionary (I just had to find my copy):Me, n. The objectionable case of I. The personal pronoun in English has three cases, the dominative, the objectionable and the oppressive. Each is all three.
Experience, n. The wisdom that enables us to recognize as an undesirable old acquaintance the folly that we have already embraced.
Experience, n. The wisdom that enables us to recognize as an undesirable old acquaintance the folly that we have already embraced.
