this is harder than I thought
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lincolnkwgacked from just about everyone.
1. Gay. gaygaygaygay. yep.
2. But I did go through a bi phase back in High School.
3. Up until my second year of college I had slept with more girls than guys.
4. In the following three years I managed to have sex with over 300 guys.
5. By sex I mean an orgasm was achieved.
6. That makes me a slut. At least back then.
7. Or, as we used to call it, "user friendly."
8. I've mellowed QUITE a bit. In the last three years I've slept with four guys.
9. I haven't been in a serious relationship since I was cheated on.
10. NEVER cheat on me. It's bad.
11. I, also, put butter on PB&Js.
12. I randomly change subjects in the middle of conversations.
13. Also fritos, sometimes. (see #11)
14. I am lactose intolerant.
15. This does not stop me from eating ice cream or drinking coffee-milk.
16. I have a "travelling" allergy. It changes periodically.
17. This annoys my doctors to no end.
18. I am extremely allergic to pennicillin, codeine and demerol. They give me (in order) hives, convulsions and knock me unconscious.
19. I've discovered all of those the hard way.
20. I've collected comic books since I was 14.
21. I own over 6000.
22. I hate moving them.
23. My reading genre of choice is fantasy.
24. My music genre of choice is cabaret vocalists.
25. My movie genre of choice is romantic comedy.
26. My TV genre of choice is cartoons.
27. I have slept with someone without knowing their name.
28. I have slept with a married man.
29. And his wife.
30. At the same time.
31. Never again.
32. I have been bungee jumping.
33. And skydiving.
34. Acted on stage.
35. Sang on stage.
36. Won an art scholarship for college.
37. Wrote porn reviews with a friend for a local gay rag.
38. Was bad at it, but it was damn fun.
39. I am a packrat.
40. I still have things in boxes that have not come out from three moves ago.
41. This is primarliy because I don't have shelving space.
42. Have no problem dancing with girls at clubs.
43. Am shy when it comes to asking a guy to dance.
44. Am bad at flirting.
45. Am occasionally percieved as arrogant.
46. But, really, I'm just comfortable and have nothing to prove.
47. Dress like a blind straight man.
48. Unless I have reason not to.
49. Have no precievable beard line, it melds with my chest hair. Ick.
50. Have no shoulder hair, thank god.
51. But pretty much would be a bear if I had more weight,
52. Was the last of the six siblings to have to get glasses.
53. the only one not to need braces.
54. Taught myself to read at the age of four.
55. Read "The Hobbit" at the age of eight.
56. Have always wanted to learn to sculpt.
57. So I could make my own action figures.
58. Miss SOuthern California
59. Used to work at Disneyland.
60. Have had sex in the park.
61. And on some of the rides.
62. But not the Haunted Mansion or Pirates as they have cameras.
63. Used to be a lifeguard.
64. Have owned three computers in the last two years.
65. Am easily distracted.
66. Yet can sit and read a book at one sitting. OoTP took me seven hours.
67. Will read anything Robertson Davies ever wrote.
68. Will try any food once.
69. Love oral sex (I had to, look at the number)
70. Hatehatehate onions, cooked or otherwise.
71. Will pick them out of food if I have to.
72. Yet I love Onion Rings.
73. I suck at keeping in touch. (big surprise there, I'm sure)
74. Haven't talked to one of my sisters in almost ten years.
75. Was blessed by Isaac ASimov as a baby.
76. At a Science Fiction convention.
77. Don't see that it's done nay good.
78. Used to change my hairstyle/color every three months or so.
79. Went to college for three years.
80. Got annoyedat beingtold what courses to take so I left.
81. Only occasionally do I wish to go back.
82. Was a youth counselor for a gay youth group.
83. Originated the library for the IEGLCC.
84. Have never slept with any of the guys in my circle of friends.
85. Or the guys they dated.
86. Have been out at work at every job I've ever had.
87. Have never had a bad reaction.
88. My parents asked me if I was gay.
89. In the middle of an argument.
90. They were oh, so cool with it.
91. Was at the first orange County Pride, when the SWAT Team was called in due to protestors.
92. Am attracted to guys with glasses.
93. I do want to get married someday.
94. To a man, of course.
95. I usually don't want kids.
96. Love dogs.
97. Tolerate cats.
98. Had a pet snake. Which had a pet mouse.
99. I love Disney movies (not the made for video ones, they suck)
100. Want to move.
1. Gay. gaygaygaygay. yep.
2. But I did go through a bi phase back in High School.
3. Up until my second year of college I had slept with more girls than guys.
4. In the following three years I managed to have sex with over 300 guys.
5. By sex I mean an orgasm was achieved.
6. That makes me a slut. At least back then.
7. Or, as we used to call it, "user friendly."
8. I've mellowed QUITE a bit. In the last three years I've slept with four guys.
9. I haven't been in a serious relationship since I was cheated on.
10. NEVER cheat on me. It's bad.
11. I, also, put butter on PB&Js.
12. I randomly change subjects in the middle of conversations.
13. Also fritos, sometimes. (see #11)
14. I am lactose intolerant.
15. This does not stop me from eating ice cream or drinking coffee-milk.
16. I have a "travelling" allergy. It changes periodically.
17. This annoys my doctors to no end.
18. I am extremely allergic to pennicillin, codeine and demerol. They give me (in order) hives, convulsions and knock me unconscious.
19. I've discovered all of those the hard way.
20. I've collected comic books since I was 14.
21. I own over 6000.
22. I hate moving them.
23. My reading genre of choice is fantasy.
24. My music genre of choice is cabaret vocalists.
25. My movie genre of choice is romantic comedy.
26. My TV genre of choice is cartoons.
27. I have slept with someone without knowing their name.
28. I have slept with a married man.
29. And his wife.
30. At the same time.
31. Never again.
32. I have been bungee jumping.
33. And skydiving.
34. Acted on stage.
35. Sang on stage.
36. Won an art scholarship for college.
37. Wrote porn reviews with a friend for a local gay rag.
38. Was bad at it, but it was damn fun.
39. I am a packrat.
40. I still have things in boxes that have not come out from three moves ago.
41. This is primarliy because I don't have shelving space.
42. Have no problem dancing with girls at clubs.
43. Am shy when it comes to asking a guy to dance.
44. Am bad at flirting.
45. Am occasionally percieved as arrogant.
46. But, really, I'm just comfortable and have nothing to prove.
47. Dress like a blind straight man.
48. Unless I have reason not to.
49. Have no precievable beard line, it melds with my chest hair. Ick.
50. Have no shoulder hair, thank god.
51. But pretty much would be a bear if I had more weight,
52. Was the last of the six siblings to have to get glasses.
53. the only one not to need braces.
54. Taught myself to read at the age of four.
55. Read "The Hobbit" at the age of eight.
56. Have always wanted to learn to sculpt.
57. So I could make my own action figures.
58. Miss SOuthern California
59. Used to work at Disneyland.
60. Have had sex in the park.
61. And on some of the rides.
62. But not the Haunted Mansion or Pirates as they have cameras.
63. Used to be a lifeguard.
64. Have owned three computers in the last two years.
65. Am easily distracted.
66. Yet can sit and read a book at one sitting. OoTP took me seven hours.
67. Will read anything Robertson Davies ever wrote.
68. Will try any food once.
69. Love oral sex (I had to, look at the number)
70. Hatehatehate onions, cooked or otherwise.
71. Will pick them out of food if I have to.
72. Yet I love Onion Rings.
73. I suck at keeping in touch. (big surprise there, I'm sure)
74. Haven't talked to one of my sisters in almost ten years.
75. Was blessed by Isaac ASimov as a baby.
76. At a Science Fiction convention.
77. Don't see that it's done nay good.
78. Used to change my hairstyle/color every three months or so.
79. Went to college for three years.
80. Got annoyedat beingtold what courses to take so I left.
81. Only occasionally do I wish to go back.
82. Was a youth counselor for a gay youth group.
83. Originated the library for the IEGLCC.
84. Have never slept with any of the guys in my circle of friends.
85. Or the guys they dated.
86. Have been out at work at every job I've ever had.
87. Have never had a bad reaction.
88. My parents asked me if I was gay.
89. In the middle of an argument.
90. They were oh, so cool with it.
91. Was at the first orange County Pride, when the SWAT Team was called in due to protestors.
92. Am attracted to guys with glasses.
93. I do want to get married someday.
94. To a man, of course.
95. I usually don't want kids.
96. Love dogs.
97. Tolerate cats.
98. Had a pet snake. Which had a pet mouse.
99. I love Disney movies (not the made for video ones, they suck)
100. Want to move.
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Date: 2003-07-10 12:24 pm (UTC)Your phrasing amuses me to no end, I'm sure you would look fetching in a tiara and sash. *lol*
Yahtzee!
Date: 2003-07-10 03:27 pm (UTC)Re: Yahtzee!
Date: 2003-07-10 05:38 pm (UTC)I prefaced each number with "I..."
Hmph.
*smacks you both with my sceptre*
Re: Yahtzee!
Date: 2003-07-10 10:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-07-10 12:28 pm (UTC)Ditto. Except to the codeine.
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Date: 2003-07-10 12:59 pm (UTC)Duly noted.
16. I have a "travelling" allergy. It changes periodically.
Is that same thing as my allergy to England?
24. My music genre of choice is cabaret vocalists.
As is mine. Which is why I adore you so. Knowing who David Campbell is gets you oh-so-many points on my personal coolness scale. Of course, I'm a dork, so you may take that as a compliment, or not. However you wish.
47. Dress like a blind straight man.
::gigglesnort::
62. But not the Haunted Mansion or Pirates as they have cameras.
Which is a very useful piece of knowledge to have, if you're going to have sex on the rides.
92. Am attracted to guys with glasses.
Word.
Ima stop spamming you now. 'Mkay?
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Date: 2003-07-10 05:31 pm (UTC)My travelling allergy is an allergy that is temporary. I become allergic to something (usually a food) for about three or four months, then it goes away and becomes smehting else.
There are records on file at my allergist that shows meallergic to dairy one test and, two months later, not.
He is very annoyed by my metabolism.
Re:
Date: 2003-07-10 06:29 pm (UTC)At least with my travelling allergy I know full well that if I go to England I will be covered in hives, and suffer from fatigue and projectile vomitting.
It's a good thing I don't have the money to travel. I'd probably be pretty miserable.
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Date: 2003-07-10 06:44 pm (UTC)My family we are medical curiosities, we are.
Picking out china patterns...
Re: Picking out china patterns...
Date: 2003-07-10 05:33 pm (UTC)I need to call work and pass it off to Rebecca, one of the managers.
She needs that stuck in her head.
Re: Picking out china patterns...
Date: 2003-07-10 06:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-07-10 02:08 pm (UTC)and I hope to be your favorite cabaret vocalist someday...
*lick*
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Date: 2003-07-10 05:35 pm (UTC)One of the girls at work tried setting me up recently, turned out I already knew (and found boring) the guy she was going to do so with.
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Date: 2003-07-10 02:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-07-10 03:10 pm (UTC)Not sure if it's still true or not. I do know the cameras were temporarily disabled in the Haunted Mansion as one of the corporate bigwigs was caught with a woman NOT his wife canoodling on camera.
PB, B, & J-ers, Unite!
Date: 2003-07-10 03:30 pm (UTC)By the way. How could you reel off a hundred one-liners and forget to mention your Magnificent Ass?
Re: PB, B, & J-ers, Unite!
Date: 2003-07-10 05:43 pm (UTC)I personally don't think I have that great an ass. It's all in the lips, baby.
Re: PB, B, & J-ers, Unite!
Date: 2003-07-10 07:56 pm (UTC)Re: PB, B, & J-ers, Unite!
Date: 2003-07-11 01:40 pm (UTC)Huh? Magnificent ass? Where? What? Who?
Re: PB, B, & J-ers, Unite!
Date: 2003-07-11 08:53 pm (UTC)Why?
Date: 2003-07-12 08:13 pm (UTC)And because we're a bunch of horndogs.
Re: Why?
Date: 2003-07-12 08:40 pm (UTC)heh.
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Date: 2003-07-10 08:47 pm (UTC)