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lincolnkwSome customers annoy the shit out of me. "I want to return this. I don't have a receipt and I'd like cash. And if you don't I'll throw a fit and never shop here again." or something like that. It was a nice day up until that last hour.
So. To make myself feel more cheery
1. If you had to choose an alias, what would it be?
I've always liked the pseuodnym Kent Shakespeare but I'd end up with Kenneth Grayworth.
2. Where were you on 9/11?
At the laundromat. We thought the woman was joking until we turned on the radio, spent the next few hours watching TV.
3. What is your ideal vacation?
Who gets real vacations? I have no idea. I would liek to go to Europe.
4. How many first cousins do you have?
Oh lord. On dad's side: Eleven? On moms: Nine. One deceased on each side.
5. How do you take your pizza?
Thick crust with ham and LOTS of pinneaple
6. If you could be fluent in any foreign language (that you are not already) what would it be?
Spanish? Japanese? I'd go with Japanes for the entertainment on DVD and manga.
7. What is your favorite website?
The Gay League a site for queer/etc. fans and creators of comic books.
8. If you could experience another era of history, which would it be?
To visit? Ancient China. To live? Victorian England
9. What is your favorite genre of movies?
Romantic comedy, hands down. I'm cheesy.
10. If you could have any one superpower, what would it be?
Easy, shapeshifting.
11. Can you whistle?
Extremely well.
12. If you could be any animal for a day, what would it be?
Lance's dog. Or a cat.
13. Who is your favorite fictional character?
Aiee! I don't think I can pick just one. From novels: Mouse from Maupin's Tales of the City, comics: Oracle, movies: the two leads from Strictly Ballroom, tv: Oz from Buffy
14. Star Wars or Star Trek?
Up until the new series I would have said Star Wars. It's now Star Trek.
15. What is your favorite beverage?
Mountain Dew!! Or coffee milk.
16. What brand of toothpaste do you use?
Crest.
17. What is your favorite professional sports team?
sports? What are sports?
18. Are you "indoorsy" or "outdoorsy"?
Indoorsy. Mostly.
19. What is your earliest childhood memory?
playing with my cousins at my grandparents house when I was seven or eight.
20. If you could play any musical instrument, what would it be?
Well I'd like to play the piano better than I do, woefully out of practise. The guitar would be nice.
21. What's your favorite accent?
Pretty much any. American would be Southern, International would probably be...Irish?
22. When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?
An artist. How things change now I'm career retail.
23. Are you a dog person or a cat person?
Dog, big time. Like cats, but I prefer dogs.
24. If they were making a movie or TV show of your life, who would you choose to play you?
Easy. Currently it's Diedrich Bader from TheDrew Carey Show, ten years ago it was Jon Cryer, in ten years it will be Tom Hanks.
25. What is your favorite element (earth, fire, water or air)?
Air.
26. If you could compete in any event in the Olympics (summer or winter) what would it be?
Archery. I used to be quite good at it.
27. What is your favorite Sunday comic strip?
Sunday? USed to be Doonesbury but I can't find it up here. Now it's For Better or Worse. I lovethatstrip like nothing else.
28. What kind of music do you listen to?
Please, I'm a gay sterotype. Light pp and showtunes. With the occassional bout of other genres. NOT Rap.
29. What is your favorite breakfast cereal?
Cheerios.
30. What is your worst habit?
Procrastination. And impulse shopping.
So. To make myself feel more cheery
1. If you had to choose an alias, what would it be?
I've always liked the pseuodnym Kent Shakespeare but I'd end up with Kenneth Grayworth.
2. Where were you on 9/11?
At the laundromat. We thought the woman was joking until we turned on the radio, spent the next few hours watching TV.
3. What is your ideal vacation?
Who gets real vacations? I have no idea. I would liek to go to Europe.
4. How many first cousins do you have?
Oh lord. On dad's side: Eleven? On moms: Nine. One deceased on each side.
5. How do you take your pizza?
Thick crust with ham and LOTS of pinneaple
6. If you could be fluent in any foreign language (that you are not already) what would it be?
Spanish? Japanese? I'd go with Japanes for the entertainment on DVD and manga.
7. What is your favorite website?
The Gay League a site for queer/etc. fans and creators of comic books.
8. If you could experience another era of history, which would it be?
To visit? Ancient China. To live? Victorian England
9. What is your favorite genre of movies?
Romantic comedy, hands down. I'm cheesy.
10. If you could have any one superpower, what would it be?
Easy, shapeshifting.
11. Can you whistle?
Extremely well.
12. If you could be any animal for a day, what would it be?
Lance's dog. Or a cat.
13. Who is your favorite fictional character?
Aiee! I don't think I can pick just one. From novels: Mouse from Maupin's Tales of the City, comics: Oracle, movies: the two leads from Strictly Ballroom, tv: Oz from Buffy
14. Star Wars or Star Trek?
Up until the new series I would have said Star Wars. It's now Star Trek.
15. What is your favorite beverage?
Mountain Dew!! Or coffee milk.
16. What brand of toothpaste do you use?
Crest.
17. What is your favorite professional sports team?
sports? What are sports?
18. Are you "indoorsy" or "outdoorsy"?
Indoorsy. Mostly.
19. What is your earliest childhood memory?
playing with my cousins at my grandparents house when I was seven or eight.
20. If you could play any musical instrument, what would it be?
Well I'd like to play the piano better than I do, woefully out of practise. The guitar would be nice.
21. What's your favorite accent?
Pretty much any. American would be Southern, International would probably be...Irish?
22. When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?
An artist. How things change now I'm career retail.
23. Are you a dog person or a cat person?
Dog, big time. Like cats, but I prefer dogs.
24. If they were making a movie or TV show of your life, who would you choose to play you?
Easy. Currently it's Diedrich Bader from TheDrew Carey Show, ten years ago it was Jon Cryer, in ten years it will be Tom Hanks.
25. What is your favorite element (earth, fire, water or air)?
Air.
26. If you could compete in any event in the Olympics (summer or winter) what would it be?
Archery. I used to be quite good at it.
27. What is your favorite Sunday comic strip?
Sunday? USed to be Doonesbury but I can't find it up here. Now it's For Better or Worse. I lovethatstrip like nothing else.
28. What kind of music do you listen to?
Please, I'm a gay sterotype. Light pp and showtunes. With the occassional bout of other genres. NOT Rap.
29. What is your favorite breakfast cereal?
Cheerios.
30. What is your worst habit?
Procrastination. And impulse shopping.
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Date: 2003-06-18 09:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-06-18 09:42 pm (UTC)Romantic comedy, hands down. I'm cheesy.
This makes me like you even more.
12. If you could be any animal for a day, what would it be?
Lance's dog.
I have this vision of you (as a dog) doing the nose-in-the-crotch thing to Lance over and over again, and him wondering what the heck has gotten into you. ^_^
30. What is your worst habit?
Procrastination. And impulse shopping.
Ooh, same here!
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Date: 2003-06-19 06:52 am (UTC)But the crotch thing is good.
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Date: 2003-06-19 05:28 pm (UTC)I love you...
*lick*
I'm Jethro?
Date: 2003-06-19 06:56 pm (UTC)*licks you up and down*