I'm as pure as the driven slush.

[lincolnkw]

I scored 66¾% on the classic 400 Point Purity Test!

Take the test here!

So, I'm assuming the higher your score the more pure you are?

I'm going to guess 90 or above is pretty virginal, 80 to 90 you're still learning things, 70 to 80 you've had your fun and enjoyed it, 60 to 70 umm I was a tramp, anything less is heading into weirdness.

Seriously, some of those questions are downright gross. ick.

Still 66%. Hmm, I was snow white once. I drifted.

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You, Dear Boy...

[ianmcduff.livejournal.com]

Are practically pristine.

(I'm exactly 2 whole points lower on the scale than you are. I think it involved handcuffs.)

Re: You, Dear Boy...

[lincolnkw.livejournal.com]

Heh. Never felt enough trust for that one. And I really think that two points still puts us on a similar level. If it were over 5 points I'd crow about it, but two?

Pftt. Nothing.

And if you're at 64% , out of the few results I've seen so far, you're winning.

[stormwynd.livejournal.com]

I was about to post a clumsily catty comment here, but then I realized that I should probably take the test myself first. Until then...
*slinks off*

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[lincolnkw.livejournal.com]

You MUST post the results, or at least let me know. Sadly, only two people have scored lower than I. One by 2 points the other by 1/4 of a point .

I have hope but little belief you will be lower.

[stormwynd.livejournal.com]

It's posted. 62%. Darn my wild late teens and early 20's.

*hangs head in shame*

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[lincolnkw.livejournal.com]

You started earlier than I. I was in my early 20s to mid 20s. Then I mellowed.

I'm really tempted to print it up and take it in to work, except for thwe fact it would SOO violate our harassment policy.

And keep in mind MY motto: If I could think of anything I was ashamed of, I'd have tried it years ago.

regret nothing. Or at the least, very little.

[stormwynd.livejournal.com]

Did I say "hangs head in shame"? I meant "lifts head proudly". ^_^

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[lincolnkw.livejournal.com]

hee.

[i-amthecosmos.livejournal.com]

Fifty-one percent. Not a big suprise.

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[lincolnkw.livejournal.com]

ummm.

when I said anything less, I of course meant that in the nicest way possible.

**blushes**

**crawls under a rock**

I do have to admit, that for the most part, I AM pretty Vanilla. Maybe with sprinkles.

Like I told someone else, If I could think of anyting I was ashamed of, I'd have tried it already.

Now the things that I just have no interest in are another thing entirely.

**goes back under rock**

whispers: Pagansync?

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[i-amthecosmos.livejournal.com]

Heh, I think the crowd I was running with about 10 years ago, the one that tended to have co-ed bachlor/bachlorette parties, had something to do with that score. Let's just say that at those parties, a lot happened that never got back to the bride/groom. *looks innocent, fails miserably*.

And yes, there should be some PaganSync this weekend. Yay!

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[lincolnkw.livejournal.com]

Can you rec me pagan/Wiccan books/sites by the way? I've got a couple but more would help.

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[lincolnkw.livejournal.com]

You want to know the frightening thing, for a couple of them I used to work with people who wouldn't have had any problems doing some of the more weird ones. Not the animals or dead people though.

**shudders**

Although I have to admit If I could remember my friend JohnO's "Dating Tips for Necrophiliacs" I'd share it. Too too funny, from one of his stand up acts.

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[lincolnkw.livejournal.com]

It's grossness knows no bounds.

Necrophilia = sexual relations with the dead.

Seriously. There's a scientific term for it and everything. Makes me wonder what Anne Rice is REALLY like.

Ooh, that was just wrong.

**slaps self**

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[lincolnkw.livejournal.com]

And don't feel too bad about the KY question, I thought (up until I was in my late 20s) that KY was used exclusively at the dr's office or the vets. I never thought it was used for anything else. All my friends and I talked about name brand stuff. Wet. Astroglide. so forth and so on.

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[lincolnkw.livejournal.com]

Awww, no nightmares tonight!

Go read pretty slash. Try Matthew Time's "The Weaver" over on his site. If you haven't been there it's Matthewtime.com and just follow the links to his RPS site. It's near the top.

He rocks. Living is epic! Has warnings attached to it, though.