The TMI survey
Mar. 18th, 2003 12:07 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lincolnkwOne of my favorite quotes has always been: "if I could think of someting I was ashamed of, I'd have tried it years ago."
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rebbie_mbq who stole it from glitterykittenjen
1. Had sex in three or more positions in one session? Yes
2. Had sex continuously for 1 hour or more? Yes. And for a guy not to have an orgasm while performing for five hours hurts. Can you say "blue balls"
3. Devoted an entire day to sex and sexual activity (with breaks for eating, etc.)? No.
4. Been so loud having sex that people complained? No, I am very considerate when others are around. At least concerning the noise.
5. Had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone? Yes.
6. Brought a partner to orgasm using only your hands? Yes.
7. Had sex while both fully dressed (unzip fly, hike up skirt...)? Yes.
8. Had sex while both standing up? Yes.
9. Performed oral sex on a man (fellatio)? Yes.
10. Performed oral sex on a woman (cunnilingus)? Yes in High School, twice.
11. Received oral sex from a man? Yes.
12. Received oral sex from a woman? Yes, see number 10. Only more than I did. I'm a guy, sue me
13. Used position number 69? Yes.
14. Intentionally swallowed semen (your own counts)? Yes.
15. Had heterosexual intercourse using no birth control? Yes. Once. Stupid.
16. Had sex during menstruation? No.
17. Used whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc... for sexual purposes? No. Or other food? No..
18. Used ice for sexual purposes? No.
19. Completely shaved off your pubic hair? Yes, but that was for swimming. Whole body, then, like idiots we dived into a chlorinated pool. Screamed like little girls.
20. Purchased a sex toy? Yes.
21. Inserted your finger into someone's anus, or had this done to you? Yes.
22. Licked someone's anus or had yours licked? Ummm, no. Damn.
23. Performed anal intercourse on someone (on the giving end, toys count)? Yes.
24. Received anal intercourse (receiving end, toys count)? Yes.
25. Used a vibrator or dildo on your partner, or had your partner use one on you? Yes.
26. Been involved in use of a cock-ring? No.
27. Been involved in use of a strap-on? No.
28. Participated in fist-fucking? Oh, god no. NO.
29. Contracted a venereal disease or STD? No. Thank god.
30. Given a sympathy fuck? Heh, yes.
31. Forced or coerced someone into having sex with you? Oh, hell, no.
32. Had sex with a virgin? No.
33. Paid for sex with a prostitute? No.
33.5 Have you ever been paid for sex? God, it felt like it, but no.
34. Been involved in adultery? Yes, and she knew and blessed us both. Damn weird relationship, I was 21 and it finally freaked me out.
35. Had sex with your boss or teacher? No.
36. Had sex with someone the same day you met them? Yes.
37. Had sex with someone whose name you did not know? First name? Yes. Last name? Yes. What? I was a gay guy living in So Cali, i went through and survived my slut stage.
38. Been openly homosexual or bisexual? Hello? Oh, yeah. Big time.
39. Had more than 10 sex partners? Yes.
40. Been in a threesome? Yes.
40.1. With two other men? Yes.
40.2. With two other women? No.
40.3. With a man and a woman? No.
41. Engaged in group sex (more than three people)? Yes.
42. Had sex in a public place? Yes.
43. Had sex in a car (moving or stationary)? Yes.
44. Become a member of the mile high club? Almost.
45. Had sex in the water (hot tub, shower, pool, etc)? Yes.
46. Been walked in on while having sex? No.
47. Had sex while you knew someone else was watching? Heh, yeah.
48. Engaged in bondage? Nope. A trust issue, haven't felt that comfortable about it, but maybe some day
49. Engaged in "golden showers" (urinating)? No.
50. Have body piercing to enhance sexual pleasure? No. I still have to laugh at the friend who got a Prince Albert at the insistance of his girlfriend who proceeded to dump him a week after she got to try it out.
51. Have you/someone else ever taken pictures of yourself naked? Yes.
52. Have you/someone else ever taken pictures of yourselves in a sex act? No.
So don't look at it unless your curious. Probably not shocking to some.
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rebbie_mbq who stole it from glitterykittenjen1. Had sex in three or more positions in one session? Yes
2. Had sex continuously for 1 hour or more? Yes. And for a guy not to have an orgasm while performing for five hours hurts. Can you say "blue balls"
3. Devoted an entire day to sex and sexual activity (with breaks for eating, etc.)? No.
4. Been so loud having sex that people complained? No, I am very considerate when others are around. At least concerning the noise.
5. Had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone? Yes.
6. Brought a partner to orgasm using only your hands? Yes.
7. Had sex while both fully dressed (unzip fly, hike up skirt...)? Yes.
8. Had sex while both standing up? Yes.
9. Performed oral sex on a man (fellatio)? Yes.
10. Performed oral sex on a woman (cunnilingus)? Yes in High School, twice.
11. Received oral sex from a man? Yes.
12. Received oral sex from a woman? Yes, see number 10. Only more than I did. I'm a guy, sue me
13. Used position number 69? Yes.
14. Intentionally swallowed semen (your own counts)? Yes.
15. Had heterosexual intercourse using no birth control? Yes. Once. Stupid.
16. Had sex during menstruation? No.
17. Used whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc... for sexual purposes? No. Or other food? No..
18. Used ice for sexual purposes? No.
19. Completely shaved off your pubic hair? Yes, but that was for swimming. Whole body, then, like idiots we dived into a chlorinated pool. Screamed like little girls.
20. Purchased a sex toy? Yes.
21. Inserted your finger into someone's anus, or had this done to you? Yes.
22. Licked someone's anus or had yours licked? Ummm, no. Damn.
23. Performed anal intercourse on someone (on the giving end, toys count)? Yes.
24. Received anal intercourse (receiving end, toys count)? Yes.
25. Used a vibrator or dildo on your partner, or had your partner use one on you? Yes.
26. Been involved in use of a cock-ring? No.
27. Been involved in use of a strap-on? No.
28. Participated in fist-fucking? Oh, god no. NO.
29. Contracted a venereal disease or STD? No. Thank god.
30. Given a sympathy fuck? Heh, yes.
31. Forced or coerced someone into having sex with you? Oh, hell, no.
32. Had sex with a virgin? No.
33. Paid for sex with a prostitute? No.
33.5 Have you ever been paid for sex? God, it felt like it, but no.
34. Been involved in adultery? Yes, and she knew and blessed us both. Damn weird relationship, I was 21 and it finally freaked me out.
35. Had sex with your boss or teacher? No.
36. Had sex with someone the same day you met them? Yes.
37. Had sex with someone whose name you did not know? First name? Yes. Last name? Yes. What? I was a gay guy living in So Cali, i went through and survived my slut stage.
38. Been openly homosexual or bisexual? Hello? Oh, yeah. Big time.
39. Had more than 10 sex partners? Yes.
40. Been in a threesome? Yes.
40.1. With two other men? Yes.
40.2. With two other women? No.
40.3. With a man and a woman? No.
41. Engaged in group sex (more than three people)? Yes.
42. Had sex in a public place? Yes.
43. Had sex in a car (moving or stationary)? Yes.
44. Become a member of the mile high club? Almost.
45. Had sex in the water (hot tub, shower, pool, etc)? Yes.
46. Been walked in on while having sex? No.
47. Had sex while you knew someone else was watching? Heh, yeah.
48. Engaged in bondage? Nope. A trust issue, haven't felt that comfortable about it, but maybe some day
49. Engaged in "golden showers" (urinating)? No.
50. Have body piercing to enhance sexual pleasure? No. I still have to laugh at the friend who got a Prince Albert at the insistance of his girlfriend who proceeded to dump him a week after she got to try it out.
51. Have you/someone else ever taken pictures of yourself naked? Yes.
52. Have you/someone else ever taken pictures of yourselves in a sex act? No.
So don't look at it unless your curious. Probably not shocking to some.
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Date: 2003-03-17 09:39 pm (UTC)::boogies old style::
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Date: 2003-03-17 09:49 pm (UTC)Especially the song "Friends" from Fox and the Hound.
And that movie she did with Redd Foxx about their son being gay (and dating a white man) and them finding out. So bad. The late seventies. Guest starred Wayland Flowers and Madame.
I like that film.
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Date: 2003-03-17 09:53 pm (UTC)movie stumps me though.
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Date: 2003-03-17 10:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-17 09:56 pm (UTC)Plus, given my whole Lent thing, I'm not sure that dredging up anything having to do with my sexual history is a good idea right now.
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Date: 2003-03-17 10:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-18 07:39 am (UTC)