Lance's...schnozzola.

[lincolnkw]

I'm calling in sick to work today, let's just say I'm not going to be far from a bathroom for the rest of the day and leave it at that, mmmkay?

Lance's nose, yes I know everyone and their sister has chimed in on this, but ahs anyone consideredthat he hasn't been out of the spotlight long enough to get a nose job AND heal up this much? A nose job causes some SERIOUS bruising. Not the little yellow bruise and swelling we've seen. Serious bruising, to BOTH eyes and nose and cheeks. Dark, nasty, balck and blue bruising with bandages. Ending up looking as though someone has tried to kill you by breaking your face in. It doesn'tlook pretty.

This just doesn't look bad enough. HAsn't at any time. We've seen the puffiness and the one yellowbruise on the eye and then pictures where it looks different. Well, yes, it would look different if you got a surfboard (or what have you) in the face and broke your nose.

The bruise phot was from last week I believe, and we had photos from just days before where there wasn't anything showing.

Mother nature and the healing process say "no to nose job."

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[canalbaby.livejournal.com]

I'm calling in sick to work today

Poor pookie!

::sends virtual backrubs::


Mother nature and the healing process say "no to nose job."

That's what I've been thinking.
April 21 he got his eyebrow pierced
April 24 was when he skydived. No mention of any nose oddity, but the piercing was noted
April 27 was his speaking date in Michigan. No mention of any nose oddity
May 4th was his birthday (Gee, I think I'll get myself a new nose for my 25th birthday?)
May 12 was when he was photographed with his bruising
May 14 he was spotted in Las Vegas
May 20-24 he was in Fiji, surfing, which I would think would not be a reccommended post-op activity

[lincolnkw.livejournal.com]

thank you!

hmmm, were there any appearances around his birthday??

regardless, i'm stealing this for my followup post.

[canalbaby.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen any mention of how he celebrated his birthday anywhere. (Maybe a private orgy between friends? Sorry!)

The only other appearance I have for him for that time period is May 10-14 on Hollywood Squares, but I have no idea how far in advance that show is taped.

[lincolnkw.livejournal.com]

cool. thanks!

[without-me.livejournal.com]

I love you and your timelines.

And I promise you, as of April 24, his nose was fine. (I'm sure aproposofnothin would vouch for April 27, too.)

[aproposofnothin.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes! Beautiful nose on April 27th! No bruising and/or swelling!! <pets nose>

[canalbaby.livejournal.com]

I knew if anything was odd you would have noticed it.

[without-me.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I didn't spend the afternoon making cow-eyes at him, but definitely, if Lance is in the vicinity, I will take every reasonable opportunity to look at him!