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Oh dear God, NO!!
Nov. 14th, 2004 09:22 pmAttention everyone!
If I see that horrific Cheney pic without a cut-tag I will do my utmost to reach through the computer screen and throttle you. I will climb out, carry you into the bathroom, fill the tub and then drop you AND a turned-on hairdryer in to watch you fry. I will hunt down your favorite stufedanimal and conduct an autpsy on it withOUT anesthesia for it. Or you. I will tape your eyes open, tie you to a chair and read a really REALLY bad Mary-Sue story aloud, the kind wit weeping and clinging and the most pretty of eyes and hair. On the subject of hair, I will give you an assymetricla haricut and then do a bad dye job on it.
Do you get the idea that I am scarred for life?
If I see that horrific Cheney pic without a cut-tag I will do my utmost to reach through the computer screen and throttle you. I will climb out, carry you into the bathroom, fill the tub and then drop you AND a turned-on hairdryer in to watch you fry. I will hunt down your favorite stufedanimal and conduct an autpsy on it withOUT anesthesia for it. Or you. I will tape your eyes open, tie you to a chair and read a really REALLY bad Mary-Sue story aloud, the kind wit weeping and clinging and the most pretty of eyes and hair. On the subject of hair, I will give you an assymetricla haricut and then do a bad dye job on it.
Do you get the idea that I am scarred for life?
