need to scrub my brain

Why am I still awake?

I have the most godawful pictures stuck in my head right now.

I was reading fics today and stumbled across two (count them TWO) stories that used my brother's name as a sexual partner for SDBs.

I then had the flash of my brother in an intimate position with both of the other characters.

ICK.

It's not that my brother's not an unattractive man, he's not bad loking at all. Nor that he's straight, I swear he has leanings, you don't just sit and watch gay porn for hours with your "straight" friends and not be curious. It's just the fact it's my brother. Which is just such a squicky thought.

I've read Weasleyfics, Cartercest and Kentuckyboys and been a little squicked at some points, majorly turned on at others, but in real life...NO.

So in order to get the picture out of my brain I shall go hunt up some Trickyfish, which I don't normally read, in response to the whole kerfuffle. So yes.

And, dammit, I have to go back to work tomorrow. Vacation ending sucks.